Day 2- Head to the Caribbean

Oct 31- Find that bus to Puerto Viejo!

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Oh look! A Wal-mart! Ha. Not the best view, but since we arrived at night, I was excited to open the blinds this morning and see mountains in the distance.

We passed out around midnight the first night and set the alarm for around 7am the next day. We had to call an uber to take us to the bus station in downtown San Jose, as a taxi would be a lot more money. I had no idea that they had Ubers in Costa Rica, and they use the Waze app to get around! Must be a city thing.   I checked Waze the night before and it said it would take us around 20 minutes to get downtown seeing as it is only 15km, but we woke up in the morning to lots of traffic outside, and the “20 minute” ride now says 1:10hrs……UNNGGGGGG

Thankfully we did plan on leaving around 8:30am to get to the bus station early for the 10am bus, so we grabbed an uber just after 8am instead. We skipped the morning coffee since we were pressed for time, which was just as well because the bus has no washroom and wouldn’t stop for a break until it hits Puerto Limon, 4 hours away.  We made it to the station around 9am to buy tickets and wait with everyone else.  The buses can sometimes be really early and they don’t always wait, so we wanted to be early as possible. This one showed up on time and we hit the road at 10.

Sweet success. The best way to get from San Jose to the Caribbean side (Cahuita, Puerto Viejo, Manzanillo) is by bus, as it is approx $11us/person. You can obviously rent a car if you want to, or grab a shared shuttle for around $50-$60us/pp, but one is no faster than the other. We know we will end up using shuttles for the rest of the trip, so we are saving some moola where we can;). This is not a local bus making multiple stops, it is an express coach bus and we only had 2 stops before we made it to our destination.

The drive was scenic, we were into the mountains within minutes of departing. There was like, 300ft of jungle on either side of the bus for a bit, with some narrow bits with a guardrail that wouldn’t do shit if we hit a puddle and plummeted down the side of those cliffs. At least the roads were dry and our driver looks like he could drive this blindfolded, so that was AOK with me. I did spot about 8 monkeys along the coast inbetween Puerto Limon and Puerto Viejo;)
Total driving time was 5 hours, getting us into Puerto Viejo at 3pm.

We are staying at a sweet AirBnB just outside of Puerto Viejo called Hone Creek. Jayr is the “superhost” and since we were not renting a vehicle he offered to pick us up from the bus station and bring us to the house and show us around!  He owns a few rental properties and works with a local hotel (Banana Azul) as well. He had to drop off another couple at the Azul on the way, so we got a quick tour of this beachfront boutique hotel, and were told that we can go hang out there,  use the beach or pool and rent the bicycles if needed.

The house is a 5 minute drive from the beach, but would be a 40 minute walk on the windy road.

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Click Here to view the listing on Airbnb

This place is big for 2 people, it can sleep 10! But for the price, it was still cheaper than most places closer to the beach. It is open air concept but with air conditioning in the bedrooms. The top and bottom floor are similar, both with kitchens/hammocks/bedroom/bathroom/sitting area. It isn’t too far from the road, but you feel like you are in the jungle here. We took a few hours to get settled and decided to go into town for some dinner/drinks as it was Halloween!

Jayr gave us his friend Roberto’s phone number, as he is also a local and can show us around/take us anywhere we wanted. We called him up and he was here in 10 minutes to take us into town and show us the grocery store/pharmacy and good places to eat/hang out. We ended up staying for dinner and drinks at Nema’s, which is right downtown across from the beach and the decor is much like our tiki hut in the backyard. It is a great people watching spot and a favorite spot of a few of the locals including Roberto. We had some shrimp tacos/chips/guacamole and a bunch of Imperial beers. We met a few of Roberto’s friends as well, and they helped us get a cab home at the end of the night. We are still working on our Espanol, and the house doesn’t technically have an address so its difficult to describe to the cab drivers even in Spanish. ($6 cab ride home)

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We got home around 11 maybe? I was so ready to come back a few hours earlier but I pushed it, as Jay could have stayed all night.  I was tired from the travel and it will take me a few days to get used to the time difference. Sunrise here is around 5am and Sunset is closer to 5:30pm. It’s not like it’s a 12 hour time difference I KNOW, but if you know me well you know that I love my bed. After it has been dark for at least 2 hours, my body thinks its bedtimes. By the sounds of the jungle, people say you wake up when the howler monkeys go off around 5am, and usually go to bed earlier. That works for me! (Going to bed early, not sure about up at 5……)

Stay tuned…

Day 1- See ya later!

Oct 30, 4:10pm- Depart YYZ to SJO, via Avianca

Was supposed to be a 5 hour flight to El Salvador for our layover, but we got there in 4 hours. Short layover of one hour and a bit,then a 59 minute flight to San Jose. We both watched Molly’s Game from Toronto and had some beef pasta for dinner.

Costa Rica is currently 2 hours behind, but that will change this weekend with the clocks going back at home. So we will only be an hour behind soon.

Flights were fine, we didn’t lose our bags or have any holdups. I checked in online the day before to select our seats so we only had to wait maybe a half hour to check our bags.  I read that the San Jose airport can be slow, average time to get out of there after landing was 1.5-2 hours. We landed around 9:40pm and were out in just under an hour, including a stop at the kiosk to get a local sim card.  We waited about another 20 minutes for the hotel shuttle to the Marriott, which is only across the street from the Airport.

We grabbed some lobby beers and headed to the room, we made it! Now to get some sleep so we can get up and find our way to downtown San Jose to the bus that will take us to our first stop of Puerto Viejo!

*no airport photos, sorry.

*side note, we are both terrible for taking pictures (we don’t do it), so will try hard to act more like a tourist on this trip

Getting ready to Go

Oct 30- Depart YYZ at 4:10 pm.

Wait, I’ve already skipped ahead. Lets back it up to the “how do we pack for one month??”

What you do is you read lots of other people’s blogs, watch YouTube videos, and creep the trip advisor forums…as well as ask your friends who have travelled extensively to get a grip on what to take. Still not easy. Especially when it is your first time going away for so long and we have absolutely ZERO essentials that we need.

There is a packing list for certain times of year,  certain areas, length of stay…….and the fact that everyone said BUG SPRAY and RAIN COATS  has me wondering why we are going. We still think it is better than Snow, so sure. Lets risk some Zika or Dengue Fever ‘cause, shit….better than frickin snow amarite?!

Again, first timers here for stepping outside of the comfort zone of “all-inclusives”, so if you are one of those people who have done something similar to this trip then I tip my hat to you. I’m sure you remember your first time planning for a big trip and all the preparations. I have to stop thinking that it isn’t a travel expense but an investment in future trips.  OOo Wait, I lied. I did go off the beaten path for a few weeks thru Mexico and Belize, but it wasn’t as long as this and not as many destinations. Oh and I left Jay at home…lol

Not only are there several destinations in Costa Rica that we want to visit, but they all have their own climate, which equals a packing nightmare…not really but just some extra things to keep in mind.

NERD FACT #1: Because of Costa Rica’s proximity to the equator (less than 1000 miles), it has 12 different climates and sometimes micro-climates.

You got the Pacific Ocean on one side and the Caribbean side on the other and you’re right on top of the equator and theres beaches and mountains and rainforest and ALL OF THE THINGS. It’s like the Walmart of Countries, but with Sloths.

So if you want to visit all of those areas, you need some Summer clothes and a few warmer items for the mountain regions. But pack lightly…..but bring extra stuff….not too heavy…..but bring extra shirts ‘cause you gonna be a sweaty bitch and wear 2 shirts a day.  BUG SPRAY. Half of the weight of my bag is BUG SPRAY. It is expensive down here so bring lots….but not too much…..you get it

Thank goodness for Amazon Prime, as we bought most of the items we needed from there, and just hit up Winners/Walmart for the rest. We tried to pack enough for a week as we will have laundry available in most stops.

Things we had to buy for this trip (and future ones)

  • Backpacking backpacks- 70L
  • Day Bag/Carry on luggage
  • BUG SPRAY
  • Light raincoats
  • Knockoff GoPro and accessories
  • Ipad Bluetooth Keyboard
  • Laptop
  • Costa Rica Travel Guide
  • Organizers
  • Waterproof hiking sandals
  • Moisture wicking clothing
  • 100% waterproof bag
  • Money belt/fanny packs
  • More BUG SPRAY
  • Immodium
  • After-bite
  • Micro Fibre Towel

Now add in a weeks worth of clothing, a bathing suit that doesn’t fit right, too many toilet trees (ha) and shove it in the bag or get your friend to do it for you….thanks Jilly!

Ok onto the airport….lets get outta here

 

 

 

 

 

The Journey Begins

Thanks for joining us on our first adventure!! We are spending one whole MONTH in Costa Rica….aiiiiii

This isn’t a formal blog, because I don’t know how to blog or use this WordPress site, but friends and family want to know what we are up to. I also bought a goPro camera that I don’t know how to use, so we are off to a pretty decent start. I’m going to give it to you straight up with extra salt, because thats how I roll. I am one salty beach.

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Gimme monkeys, jungle, ocean, heat….the complete opposite of cold, fluffy white bullshit we were about to experience at home. Most likely it will hold off until we get back; we should have planned this trip for Jan/Feb, but we didn’t want to wait that long.

November is the end of rainy season here, so the weather can be hit or miss with the amount of rain that will fall, but that also means that accommodations/tours are at their cheapest. High season starts in Dec-April; we liked the idea of less crowds/cheaper prices. We were game for possible scorching rainfall, it beats cold/wet Onterrible Canada.

We got our flights from Toronto to San Jose for $348cad return each. SCORE #1

Apparently accommodations aren’t as cheap as we thought they would be, the tourism in the last 10 years has increased in CR so the prices have also gone up. Challenge accepted

I think I did pretty good between expedia and airbnb, we aren’t fancy so we were completely fine with a private room in a hostel OMG THESE DOGS NEED TO SHUT THE EFF UP (neighbours guard dogs) I want to hear the birds and geckos right now ffs. Anyways, the priciest accommodations were the airport hotels in San Jose, we needed late/free shuttles to/from the hotel to the airport. We didn’t want to get stabbed by a cabbie or something…kidding? I think including our flights and accommodations for 30 days it came to just under 3000CAD for the 2 of us. SCORE #2

I will post our accommodations/means of getting there as we go along. We are deciding to not rent a car for this, as there are buses/shuttles to the destinations we have chosen. Not all roads are shit, but the roads are at their worst at the end of rainy season. We figured it was best to leave the driving to the professionals who are used to the conditions, and avoid the stress of renting a car and arguing over directions and who’s driving and holy hell it would end our marriage I’m sure.

FANCY MAP:

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One Month Itinierary (based on Trip Advisor suggestions)

Oct 30th 2018-Nov 30th 2018
DAY 1 Get the eff out of Toronto, fly to San Jose
DAy 2-6 Puerto Viejo de Talamanca (Caribbean side)
Day 6-9 La Fortuna/Arenal (Volcano)
Day 9-12 Monteverde (Cloud Forest)
Day 12-16 Tamarindo (North Specific side)
Day 16-19 Santa Teresa/Mal Pais (Headed South)
Day 19-26 Quepos/Manuel Antonio (more jungle)
Day 26-Day 29 Sabanillas de Acosta (in the mountains on the way back to San Jose
Day 30 Head back home:(

Keep reading for daily updates…or 2 day updates….depends on the wifi and if I am elbow deep in a maragarita somewhere